And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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