Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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