Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I enjoy the company of your penis
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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