I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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