There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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