Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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