Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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