i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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