shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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