I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's never too late to be topless.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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