Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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