It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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