We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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