i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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