Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Quick, to the slutcave!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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