??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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