Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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