What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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