so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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