capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Drake has all the answers
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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