We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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