too bad you live with your parents still
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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