Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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