it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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