the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
When did angry sex become our thing?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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