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there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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