you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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