i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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