So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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