You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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