I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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