carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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