there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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