i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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