We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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