Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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