It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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