So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
they need to just BURY HIM!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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