But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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