party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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