I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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