your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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