She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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