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Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The Olympian is in my bed
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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