your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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