My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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