I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I'm always down for nudity.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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