If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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