Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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