no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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