I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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