nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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