We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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